So this website is old as heck. I think some folks who are stopping by might not realize that. I launched it in 1996, and started this blog in 2001. So, y'know, thirty and twenty-five years respectively. Because of that, this site has gone through a lot of different stuff on the backend. While it's true that until last year a lot of it was still Perl instead of PHP, I've been running PHP code on parts of the site since the mid-2000s. And unlike the new scripts I wrote last year to replace the public facing Perl scripts, the...