If there is one thing positive I can say about Colleen Hoover's Woman Down, it is that it is so easy to read. It is told in such simplistic language. Which is always good, unless... Unless your story is so shitty. I don't even want to talk about how the prose feels like just screen directions in a script. Supposedly an"erotic suspense", excuse me CH is the suspense in the room with us? SPOILERS DO NOT READ FURTHER Scorned author cough self insert cough, Petra Rose, got backlash after some drama when her previous book got adapted into a movie....