This blog was founded on upholding an ideal of kindness, so I don’t like to bare my fangs when I don’t have to, but Dracula: Crazy Vampire feels like a cursed enough game to justify it. I’ve played a ton of stinkers for this blog and Dracula here can confidently hang with them! There’s honestly just nothing this game does particularly well; the action is way too simplistic, the level design is awful, the mechanics encourage lots of stopping to do repetitive things, the flavor is lacking, and most of the game is dead air. I really cannot recommend this...